Unpopular opinion, apparently: low-volatility slots are the best value in entertainment. Your balance lasts, you get little hits to keep it fun, and you go to bed without regrets. Fight me.
low-volatility enjoyers, rise up
No fight from me, you're completely right. My sessions last ages and I sleep fine. The high-vol people can have their heart attacks.
Cowards, all of you — said with love, from the high-vol trenches, where I have seen things.